Dad: "Once upon a time..."
Calvin: Hold it. This story doesn't have any shoot-ups in it, does it?
Dad: You mean guns? No.
Calvin: Any violence at all?
Dad: Um... not really.
Calvin: Any reference to satanism? Any profanity? Any car chases? Any lewd parts?
Dad: Of course not!
Calvin: What makes you think I'll like this?
Dad: Once upon a time, there was a...
Calvin: Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
Dad: And how should Hansel and Gretel meet their untimely demise?
Calvin: The witch eats them and then the wolf eats the witch.
4 comments:
Hey Twiggy... I really like these recent drawings.. especially the last one.. =D Love the menacing look on the boy's face!
Insomnia.... also tres coooool I think.. moreee sooon ok?!=D
some wicked drawings you got here twiggely!!..
luvin ur blog :)
cute story
hey malinda, its tash :)
i love ur drawings :D
ur a genius..hehe...(ok yes im payin u a compliment..now dont let ur head swell up too much...)
but really dude...ur brilliant :D
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